The E-Mail I Just Sent Doug Kandl

"Humor is often linked to shared experience. Like a guy gets up and says "Have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers?" Oh my god, yes I have. Hahaha really good point. They should fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me cause my wife divorced me which unconciously forced me to lose all sense of self. So it's nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore.

And if I die happy the situation will be auto-erotic exfixiation. I hate my life and it hates me back and my friend is black but I don't know what to call him so I just call him "What up, Jamal?", even though his name is Steve. I hate my job, I hate my life. Hate my kids, I hate my wife. Jews but no I do it, Judas beat me to it. I'm slowly slipping into a solidsipstic coma and I masturbate cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to fuck me.

What's funny?"

And if you liked that, check out Bo Burnham because he wrote it.
Also, check out this page on dougkandl.com....(it's really my tumblr.)
If you don't want to go to his page just for my tumblr, go to this page. If you do click on this page you're a "lazy ass" as  Roxie Richter from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World aka the love of my life.

-marlee

Gobble Gobble

Greetings!
I hope all the Americans out there had a fantastic Thanksgiving! I sure did! Let's just say it involved talking a little too in depth about dark meat. (wtf??) Anywayzz....
We didn't write a goddamn thing but we did have a huge get together with those we call the Nuclear Suspects. All of our friends who have returned from college for the weekend gathered for some awesome fun. We'll let Marlee have a discussion with you about what happened towards the end of that evening...
Since I posted last, I have put together some ideas that I really would like to write out so that should be awesome. Soon (hopefully) we'll have a practice space/studio to work together in and we can actually start RECORDING some stuff for you guys. Until then we have to work out band meetings and really start getting a little EP together.
What I love most about Thanksgiving weekend (besides Pumpkin Pie*) is when my favorite radio station, Q104.3, does a countdown of the top 1,043 classic rock songs of all time. However, this year there seems to be a little mix up. According to the online list, all of the Pink Floyd songs that end up in the top 50 were in........the 400s O_O I saw this abomination and wanted to cry. COMFORTABLY NUMB WAS RANKED NUMBER 417!!!! AND WAS BEAT BY JOAN JETT!!!! WTFFFFF!?!?!?!? You guys, this upsets me soo fuckin' much. Comfortably Numb is in the top 10 EVERY YEAR. What happened?? All these shitty songs are up first! It's not right! Once I saw this I decided to not even listen to the rest of the countdown. I haven't once. I have a baaaad feeling Stairway will end up being 2nd and Born To Run, ohhhhh Born To Run (gag) will be.......*gulp* FIRST!!! AHHHH THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!
Excuse me, I'm so sorry. Where on earth are my manners?
Well I will be listening to my own top 20 or so at around 7 p.m. so I can pretend that my life is in order. Also, I mentioned that Joan beat Pink Floyd. I love Joan dearly, don't get me wrong, but she doesn't come close to the haunting craft of a Floyd song. Apparently to the tri-state area, she does. UGH I HATE PEOPLE. Now I need to go listen to Joan Jett and Pink Floyd before I start blubbering all over the place.


Love you all.


Nicole


*the song AND the actual pie. look it up mofos.  

Important? Hardly.

Because I haven't blogged on here in a very long time, I will right now. I really don't have anything to say except that I watched A Very Potter Musical last night with Nicole and I couldn't stop laughing. It was like that time I saw Mike Birbiglia live. That's pretty much all for now.

- marlee

AHEM!

WELL THEN! Actually I was wondering about the posting twice in a row thing. I had looked at the older ones, and I think Marlee did it once. BUT NO MATTER! See I can FORGIVE for things like this. AHEM! But anyway tomoorow I have to make up for the auditions I missed the last 2 days. Wish me luck!

Update?

'Tis that time of year again, eh? Oh the holidays... Hopefully, we'll get some stuff written over Thanksgiving break and do some recording/mastering magic over winter break. This would be the ultimate goal, but I highly doubt that'll be achieved. 

What exactly am I updating you ask? Well, to tell you the truth I don't like that Mike blogged twice in a row (even if he did want to discuss his sprained ankles which I'm sure ALL of you care about deeply *rolls eyes*). Just thought I'd let put that out there.

Tomorrow, Marlee and I are going to a concert in the city which should be a blast. I'm excited. I've been so damn busy with schoolwork and I can't take it. I miss the summer and the time I had to just sit in my room and play guitar until 3 a.m. A night in the city should do me good. 

In case I don't see you, Happy Thanksgiving All! (and an even better Black Friday 'cause let's face it, that's the 2nd best day of the year). Prepare for some new material about love, sanity (well, lack of), and hatred (well, surplus of). 

Love,

Nicole  

OW :(

I think I sprained both of my ankles. This hurts like a bitch. OW!
-Mike

:D

Ok so Nicole that's an awesome song and MARLEE I'M NOT VIOLATING THE RULES BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE NICOLE'S PHONE NUMBER! Anyway, I'm writing a song too, it's about a certain girl ;) I think you know her. And that's it for now. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I will have a funny video up soon for a math project. It involves houses, rich people, and RAPTORS!
-Mike